Local and regional politics in America have always provided their share of train wrecks, from New York’s Tammany Hall to the first Mayor Daley’s Chicago.
And of course Texas has never been one to be outdone, like with LBJ’s 1941 Senate campaign, in which there were accusations of thousands of dead people’s names on the ballots, and of course Tom DeLay’s current woes.
Now, though, we’ve got a couple of situations that might offer a glimmer of hope.
The first is that last year Kinky Friedman declared his cadidacy for governor.
In case you’re not from around here, Friedman is a longtime musician-turned-detective-novelist, and a fulltime rebel. Here’s a clue: He calls his band The Texas Jewboys.
And now he’s an independent candidate for the governor’s office, and in a year when people are fed up with both parties, he’s got a fighting chance.
But now, as of last week, there’s a new development: As expected, our highly popular comptroller, Carole Keeton Strayhorn, has declared herself to be in the race — but as an independent, not a Republican.
Aha! The race is afoot!
This makes her my kind of conservative: A Republican that’s disgusted with the party system.
She didn’t give specifics, but here’s an example: Ever since WWII, the Republicans have complained about the Democrats abusing their control of the state legislature, in particular their long tradition of gerrymandering (i.e., drawing serpentine district maps to help ensure a majority in the U.S. Congress).
But when the Republicans took over a couple of years ago, what was the first thing they did? They gerrymandered. Just like they complained about the Democrats for doing all those years.
And what did the Democrats do? They complained about something they themselves had done for so long.
Sure, you can argue that the GOP taking their turn at the trough was only fair after all those years, but if it is, they shouldn’t have complained about the others doing it. They should have stepped up and done the right thing — the should have drawn evenly shaped territories that let the voters fall wherever they may. They had the opportunity to do the right thing, to prove that they really are reformers, but they blew it. The only proved that they’re just as bad as they’ve always said the Democrats are.
So maybe that’s what Ms. Strayhorn is rebelling against.
Or maybe it’s all just rhetoric. Maybe the real reason for running as an independent is that her pollsters tell her she doesn’t stand a chance against Rick Perry (aka Governor Goodhair, aka Governor Ken-Doll) . Maybe she expects that the big corporate interests and the puritanical extremists will flood the polls at primary time, but that she can draw enough general voters in November to kick his butt.
Whatever her motivations, th0ugh, there are two things I like: She’s a female Republican — that’s a good middle-ground combination; all other things being equal, I’ll pretty much vote for female Republican candidates over whoever they’re running against — and she’s distancing herself from the GOP.
That being said, it’s hard to tell from her website (called OneToughGrandma.com, after her longtime campaign slogan) what she really stands for; there’s just a long list of press releases, with little insight behind the political philosophy behind them.
Also, she needs a campaign blog really bad, to keep the site content fresh and encourage people to keep checking back.
And one more thing: Has she got the best Texas Governor name EVER or what? Strayhorn: It’s like a combination of Stray and Longhorn; it conjures images of cowboys trying to round up errant mavericks on a dusty cattle drive.
Governor Strayhorn: I can see it in the headlines all across the country, reminding everybody that, like Australians whose ancestors got their start as a penal colony, so also are we a state descended from cowpokes and trail bums.
Gotta maintain our image, you know.
But anyway, back to my original point: With Kinky and Strayhorn in the race, it’s guaranteed to be a colorful election season.
Whether or not their participation offers us any hope at all is another matter; if not, at least the hopelessness is entertaining this time around.